May 2013
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i want to watch star trek
what she says: we need to talk
what she means: i want to watch star trek
what she says: never mind
what she means: i want to watch star trek
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he...
dobbyfredsirius:
drkarayua:
silent-renegade:
I strongly believe that man would actually start crying
Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.
and only one fuck was given that day
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british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
Reblog if convenient.
truthandglory:
allonsy221b:
heresyourhost:
If inconvenient, reblog anyway.
Could be dangerous
Nah, not my division.
hemosnixuality:
heathers-rivera:
I AM...
cleadmau5:
larapeople:
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
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tupacabra:
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
lolsofunny:
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
idcau:
if u call me cute i’ll probably think about it for the next 3 years so don’t do that
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rb-modblog:
french-miaou:
you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
tablespoons:
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
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brandonprustitute:
moonlight-loveliness:
REBLOG THIS AND ILL DRAW A PICTURE BASED ON YOUR URL SERIOUSLY
damn i’d really enjoy seeing that
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laufeystarks:
when you see someone attractive and you just
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Won't happen most likely, but whatever.
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
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vvant:
advice for having the best life ever:
dont have a crush
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
