partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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inbox:

inbox:

I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE

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gymleaderfrank:

If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.

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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

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snapchatting:

*acoustic cover of your text post*

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mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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